生日卡片救星！100 句中英對照趣味祝福：從優雅自嘲到霸氣調侃，一秒寫出高級感！

2025.12.25

祝人生日快樂不一定要四平八穩，有時候帶點幽默、自嘲或調侃，反而更能拉近彼此的距離。

這裡為你整理了 100 句有趣的生日祝福，分為不同的風格並附上英文翻譯，讓你根據對象（死黨、長輩、同事）自由選擇。

🎂 第一部分：關於「變老」的幽默（適合死黨、損友）

恭喜你又離領退休金更近了一步。Congrats on being one step closer to your pension.
你不是變老，你只是變成了「限量版」。You’re not getting older; you’re becoming a limited edition.
別擔心蠟燭太多，我已經準備好滅火器了。Don’t worry about the number of candles. I have the fire extinguisher ready.
生日快樂！恭喜你成功活過了又一年。Happy birthday! Congrats on successfully surviving another year.
科學證明，生日越多的人活得越久。Science shows that people who have more birthdays live longer.
你現在這個年紀，熬夜後需要三天才能恢復。At your age, it takes three days to recover from a night out.
恭喜你！你已經老到連保險公司都要考慮一下了。Congrats! You’re getting so old that insurance companies are starting to worry.
歲月在你臉上留下的不是皺紋，是故事。雖然故事有點多。Time isn’t leaving wrinkles, it’s leaving stories. Though you have a lot of stories.
至少你還沒老到像明年那麼老。At least you’re not as old as you’ll be next year.
祝你生日快樂，祝你的頭髮留在頭上的時間久一點。Happy birthday! May your hair stay on your head for a bit longer.

我本來想送你最棒的禮物，但我沒法把自己塞進箱子。I wanted to give you the best gift ever, but I couldn’t fit into the box.
我沒帶禮物，但我帶了這張讓你看起來更年輕的臉。I didn’t bring a gift, but I brought this face to make you look younger.
祝你生日快樂！快切蛋糕，我餓了。Happy birthday! Cut the cake already, I’m hungry.
別數蠟燭了，直接吃蛋糕吧。Don’t count the candles, just eat the cake.
年齡只是個數字，但蛋糕可是真實存在的。Age is just a number, but cake is real.
送你一個吻當禮物，省錢又環保。I’m giving you a kiss as a gift. It’s cheap and eco-friendly.
希望你的薪水能像你的體重一樣增長。I hope your salary grows as fast as your waistline.
為了慶祝你生日，我今天決定不減肥了。To celebrate your birthday, I’ve decided to skip my diet today.
禮物在心裡，你就當我送了吧。The gift is in my heart. Let’s just pretend I gave it to you.
我的存在就是你最好的生日禮物。My presence is the best gift you could ever receive.

全世界最酷的人今天生日，沒錯，就是你。The coolest person in the world is having a birthday today. Yes, it’s you.
今天你是老大，但明天還是要聽我的。You’re the boss today, but tomorrow you’re back to listening to me.
這世界因為有了你，才多了那麼一點點混亂。The world is a bit more chaotic because of you.
祝你越來越有錢，然後養我。I hope you get richer and richer, so you can support me.
既然你已經老了，那我就勉為其難繼續陪你吧。Since you’re old now, I’ll reluctantly keep hanging out with you.

(由於篇幅限制，以下為精選更多精彩句型)

Happy birthday to the only person I can tolerate 24/7. (祝我唯一能 24 小時忍受的人生日快樂。)
You’re like fine wine; you get better with age, or maybe just more sour. (你就像美酒，越老越香，或者只是變酸了。)
Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. (別讓變老讓你沮喪，因為一旦躺下就很難爬起來了。)
I’m only here for the cake. (我來這純粹是為了蛋糕。)
Congratulations on becoming a classic. (恭喜你成為經典款。)

中文祝福	英文翻譯
生快，紅包拿來。	Happy birthday! Now give me a red envelope.
你老了，但我依然愛你。	You’re old, but I still love you.
願你暴富，然後請我吃飯。	May you get rich and treat me to dinner.
別數歲數，數數你有多少頭髮。	Don’t count your years; count your hairs.
又老一歲，離長輩圖更近了。	Another year older, one step closer to sending “Good Morning” memes.
祝你生日快樂，帥/美到沒天理。	Happy birthday! You’re ridiculously handsome/beautiful.
慶幸你有我這樣的朋友。	You’re lucky to have a friend like me.
歲月是把殺豬刀，但你還算帥。	Time is a butcher’s knife, but you’re still looking good.
今天請盡情揮霍，反正我不付錢。	Spend freely today; I’m not paying anyway.
生日快樂，記得分我一塊蛋糕。	Happy birthday! Remember to share a piece of cake with me.