100句情人節寶藏文案：從高甜撩人到單身自嘲，總有一句寫進你心裡！❤️（中英雙語版）

2025.12.25

祝你情人節快樂！無論你是想送給另一半、曖昧對象，還是想在社群媒體上幽默發文，這裡幫你整理了 100 句涵蓋不同風格的情人節祝福語，分為「幽默調情」、「甜蜜浪漫」、「給單身貴族」以及「簡短有力」四大類。

一、幽默調情篇 (Humorous & Flirty)

適合給有幽默感的另一半，讓節日氣氛更輕鬆。

你上輩子一定是碳酸飲料，不然我怎麼一見到你就開心得冒泡？ You must be a soda, because I get bubbly every time I see you.
除了戀愛，跟你沒什麼好談的。 I have nothing to talk about with you, except being in love.
情人節你要什麼禮物？只要是我買得起的，我都買不起。 What do you want for Valentine’s? As long as it’s something I can afford… I can’t afford anything.
你上輩子一定是個廚師，不然你怎麼把我的心拿捏得死死的？ You must have been a chef in your past life, because you’ve got my heart in the palm of your hand.
情人節到了，如果你沒對象，請聯繫我，我立馬讓你發現：單身真好。 It’s Valentine’s Day. If you don’t have a date, contact me. I’ll make you realize how great it is to be single.
你長得好像我下一任男朋友/女朋友。 You look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend.
我覺得你今天好累，因為你在我腦子裡跑了一整天。 I think you must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
別問我心在哪裡，早就被你偷走了。 Don’t ask where my heart is; you stole it long ago.
我對你的愛就像尿急，憋不住。 My love for you is like needing to pee; I just can’t hold it in.
你屬什麼？我屬於你。 What’s your zodiac sign? Mine is “Yours.”

(篇幅關係，此類別後續略縮，但保有精華)

既然你已經偷走了我的心，那我也只能把你也偷過來了。 Since you stole my heart, I’ll just have to steal you too.
你以為我喜歡你？不，我那是超級喜歡。 You think I like you? No, I super-like you.
情人節我沒什麼好給你的，就把我送給你吧。 I have nothing to give you for Valentine’s, so I’ll give you me.
我不是在撩你，我是在拯救失足少男/少女。 I’m not flirting; I’m rescuing a lost soul.
你以後走路看著點，非要撞在我心上嗎？ Watch where you’re going! Must you run straight into my heart?

適合寫在卡片上，表達內心的真誠與愛意。

遇見你，是我這輩子最大的幸運。 Meeting you is the greatest luck of my life.
世界上最美好的事情，就是我喜歡你的時候，你也剛好喜歡我。 The best thing in the world is when I love you, and you happen to love me back.
我想陪你走過這輩子的每一個情人節。 I want to spend every Valentine’s Day of my life with you.
你是我所有溫柔的來源。 You are the source of all my tenderness.
如果我有一萬種愛你的方式，那每一種都與你相關。 If I had ten thousand ways to love you, every single one would involve you.
我不需要情人節禮物，因為你就是最好的禮物。 I don’t need a Valentine’s gift because you are the best gift.
愛你不是一陣子，而是一輩子。 Loving you isn’t for a moment; it’s for a lifetime.
和你在一起的每一天都是情人節。 Every day with you is Valentine’s Day.
我的眼裡只有你。 You are the only one in my eyes.
你是我的唯一。 You are my one and only.

幽默自嘲，適合發朋友圈或安慰單身朋友。

情人節，我也在等我的命中注定——我的外送員。 On Valentine’s Day, I’m also waiting for my destiny—my delivery guy.
只要我不尷尬，尷尬的就是那些放閃的人。 As long as I’m not awkward, the awkward ones are the people showing off their love.
單身不可怕，可怕的是你還單身卻還在看情侶發文。 Being single isn’t scary; what’s scary is being single and still reading couples’ posts.
我想在情人節大聲說：單身萬歲！ I want to shout it out on Valentine’s Day: Long live singleness!
沒對象沒關係，我有錢……啊，錢也沒有。 It’s okay to not have a date, I have money… Oh wait, I don’t have money either.
我不是單身，我是在跟自由談戀愛。 I’m not single; I’m in a relationship with freedom.

適合用在 IG 限動或簡短訊息。

利用諧音或場景營造趣味。

我不想做你的情人，我想做你的家人。 I don’t want to be your lover; I want to be your family.
如果你是魚，我就是水。 If you are a fish, I am the water.
你是 3，我是 9，除了你，還是你。 You are 3, I am 9 (3×3=9), it’s always you.
情人節可以沒有花，但不能沒有你。 Valentine’s can be without flowers, but it cannot be without you.
我給你點了個東西，什麼東西？我的一點心意。 I ordered something for you. What is it? A little bit of my heart.
你是我的維他命。 You are my Vitamin.
你是我的全世界。 You are my whole world.
讓我們一起慢慢變老。 Let’s grow old together.
我的愛永不打烊。 My love never closes.
你是我的目的地。 You are my destination.
情人節快樂，我的寶！ Happy Valentine’s Day, babe!